I don't care about the flavor text at all. You can just spam click through it. What bugs me about the update is that you have to actually check the retainer to see how much money it has, which makes that feature pretty much useless. I thought it was going to provide me with an easy way to check which retainers had sold stuff without having to remember how many items they had when I logged off. Storing money on retainers is utterly pointless unless you're server transferring.