The big red ball that is barreling down upon our heads...the meteor. What is it? What could it possibly be? Could it be...Vana'diel?
HAHA
I thought of this the other day after I closed not 1 but 2 ffxi subscriptions. With the sorry state and most likely final stages that ffxi is in what better way could they bring it to an end than having is crash into and nearly destroy Eorzea.
Can you picture it...Shantoto riding atop Vana'diel as it makes its final decent, laughing histerically. Followed by a sea of red mage pimp hats scattered about Thanalan, Sky Gods hanging from the treetops of the Black Shroud, a pack of wild Carbuncles roaming La Noscea, spell scrolls litering the ... wait we NEVER should have spell scrolls or anything close to it on Eorzea. Oh what a sight that would be.
It's silly I know but its still makes my laugh at the mere thought.