I would suggest relocating to Gridania, where the accommodations are much nicer. Not only is the decor classier, but there's also a beautiful fountain that would also double perfectly as a large bath for someone of your, er, "build."
If you find yourself feeling peckish, I'm sure the tasteful plants decorating the rooms would make a fine, fresh salad. There's a reason the Ul'dahn nobility have their produce imported from The Black Shroud, you know!
The shelves might still be a bit high for your liking, but maybe that will teach your people to finally invest in some good stepladders.