A review of the Mizzenmast Inn

[Issac]

One star. If I could go lower, I would.


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The room is small, there was no food to be found anywhere (Come ON, at least some damn bread!) and they did not accommodate a sophisticated individual like myself a nightstand that I may reach my journal on!

I am severely disappointed with the staff and ownership of the Mizzenmast.

[KiriA500]

87 cigarettes in 3 days? Heavens to Betsy, you must HATE oxygen!

On topic:
Why is your lamp on? Look at how much light is getting in your room! ELECTRICITY ISN'T FREE! D:<

[Issac]

87 cigarettes in 3 days? Heavens to Betsy, you must HATE oxygen!

On topic:
Why is your lamp on? Look at how much light is getting in your room! ELECTRICITY ISN'T FREE! D:<

Excuse me? Do you work for the Mizzenmast? I'd like to speak to a manager, please.

There's no light switch.
The bed coverings are just awful, it's impossible to stay warm under them. Also, is the mattress made of rocks?

[KiriA500]

No, I do not work for the Mizzenmast, just giving my observation.

I've been staying at The Hourglass, in Ul'dah, and have found it to be quite enjoyable. I'm sorry you have found your stay unsatisfactory.

[Hippo]

Excuse me? Do you work for the Mizzenmast? I'd like to speak to a manager, please.

There's no light switch.
The bed coverings are just awful, it's impossible to stay warm under them. Also, is the mattress made of rocks?

How much did you pay for your room?

[Issac]

How much did you pay for your room?

Excuse me, you riff raff. You are speaking to Storm Sergeant Third Class Kenni. I have done more for this town than any amount of gil can buy.

The audacity of some people!

[Vaen]

I would suggest relocating to Gridania, where the accommodations are much nicer. Not only is the decor classier, but there's also a beautiful fountain that would also double perfectly as a large bath for someone of your, er, "build."

If you find yourself feeling peckish, I'm sure the tasteful plants decorating the rooms would make a fine, fresh salad. There's a reason the Ul'dahn nobility have their produce imported from The Black Shroud, you know!

The shelves might still be a bit high for your liking, but maybe that will teach your people to finally invest in some good stepladders.

[Wynn]

oh no! Arrpeers! (Run Away!)

[prymortal]

i found a chocolate on my pillow, No wait must of been a cockroach ~ only in gridana!

[BlackomegaKingofwaffles]

i found a chocolate on my pillow, No wait must of been a cockroach ~ only in gridana!

That was probably an occupied room you stumbled into. The lack of people has forced them to rent rooms to any paying life form.