I have to admit. I'm still confused! What's the difference between one person's kids, or one person's health issues?
Small talk: Hey, how are you (i'm ok, how are you?), hows the family (they're fine, ones starting kindergarten this year and the other just graduated. We should have spaced them better, haha), nice weather we're having (its already a really hot summer and its only june).

Oversharing: I have these odd stomach cramps that are usually okay, but man every now and then i double over in pain and then i have to take a giant dump where it feels like im giving birth out my butt for 20 minutes straight until I can finally walk normally again. I think my dog passed out from having to smell it last time too, I think im probably rotting inside. I went to the doctor and he said it might be related to the hemorrhoids I never got treated, but as i dont have the money for surgery because of the 4 kids all needing braces and scuba lessons, I figured it couldnt be THIS bad, you know? But its getting hard to sit on anything without 3 pillows and a special donut ring