It's not blasphemy to want to skip the arr stories, but it is an attempt to skip your hazing. You can do it with a skip potion, but then you will always be "that skip potion guy". You won't have the joy of experiencing the existential angst of 'Tataru's Big Adventure'. You aren't "one of us". So, the general concensus is, "Get your level 14 subligar on, drink the spiked punch, and wait for us to write things on your face in permanent marker." We did it so you should do it too.

If you go back on this board to when skip potions were introduced nobody wanted them, at least not for new players. If you had already done the story on one character, you could buy them. That was ok...unless you are one of those anti-alt people. Personally, I don't get paying for a game twice so you can avoid playing the game, but hey whatever floats your boat. There are lots of games that don't have plotlines worth mentioning.