The "Shouldn't ____ have gotten _____" thread

[Kabooa]

This is really more a for fun thing.

I'll start us off.

Six Sided Star - A weaponskill designed to make it easier to use multiple OGCDs without clipping into your next GCD. It was given to Monks.

Ninjas:

[Zerathor]

Shouldn't ninja have gotten the shadow clone jutsu instead of dark knight?

[Jimmymagic]

Shouldn't players have gotten the pattern for SE debauchery, I mean come on nothing they do surprises me anymore.

[Baka_Neko1]

shouldn't dps have gotten to keep diversions so we could still not use it during openers?

[Mansion]

Shouldn't Botanists and Miners have gotten Stone in the first place ?

[Shurrikhan]

Shouldn't Botanists and Miners have gotten Stone in the first place ?

Botanists should never have learned logging. OG Marauder was the first to get Trunksplitter (original Inner Beast animation).

Serious note:

Why did we make Monks far more crit-dependent but then take their +30% Crit Bonus from Internal Release and give it straight to Dancer to be given back to them via Saber Dance?

Shouldn't casters have gotten a role skill to replace or kept apocastasis and erase since they only have 4 role skills. :c

Devs, can Casters please have 6 role skills like the other roles?

Couldn't the other roles have similarly shed as much needless bloat as casters have?

[ReiMakoto]

Shouldn't Blue Mage have gotten the right to be a full Job

[Kolsykol]

Shouldn't BLM have gotten everything?

[cjparmen]

Shouldn't Warrior have gotten a none gauge locked gap closer?!

[Jkap_Goat]

Shouldn't have gotten ffxi collector edition