Ridiculous in its implementation regarding FFXI. This is XIV. Let's all sing along now:
Let's give it to Bard!
Let's give it to Bard!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
I SAID
Let's give it to Bard!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Let's give it to Bard!
LET'S GIVE IT TO BARD!
/picks his nose and flicks it at Wolfie.