I want SE to do this for one patch. State the following. We are releasing a patch in 2 months. We are intentionally not revealing anything about it to anyone till then. It's big that's all you need to know.

Patch day...same day patch notes. You will not get any information from now till patch day. Don't beg, borrow, or steal...we won't give you an ounce of revelation.

Launch day...Here you go enjoy!

PLAYER BASE: OMG this is AMAZING! OMG this is BLEEP!

RESULT: Same as if you gave info out before patch. Except no crazy hysteria hype over stuff they have no clue about.

But hysteria and speculation = FREE MARKETING for product...so hence...

THIS IS ALL MARKET STRATEGY FOLKS!!! SUCKAS!