You're not a Nuhn just because you named yourself one. :v You don't have a harem. You're lucky if you can get a catgirl to follow your lead in a dungeon. How are you gonna lead a whole tribe of them?

Whenever I see someone named themselves "Nuhn" ingame I'm like, "sure Jan." Where's that harem at? Do they know you're AFK in Limsa right now?