New Job: Mom - Beyond Broken Please Nerf

[Wynn_Storm]

So your mom's enrage timer is variable? Eep, scary! ^_~

Her enrage time is literally RNG. It can be quite scary.

[Violet_Galaxy]

So yeah, mothers day is approaching. so anyone here have seriously overpowered moms.

Minfilia doesn't do anything though.

[CelestaRosa]

I may have found the perfect Guild Master:

thisis sooooo epic that frying pan thou

[RitsukoSonoda]

thisis sooooo epic that frying pan thou

Beware of tiny Asian moms...

Playing outside with all the potentially fatal wildlife in Okinawa was safer than being at home when my mother was angry at me. My survival instincts were honed by dodging flying furniture that was thrown by a 5ft tall Japanese woman. (To be fair this only happened a handful of times at most as I didn't get her angry at me very often. However there are many memories of other adults cowering in fear after making eye contact with her when she was angry.)

[Gemina]

I may have found the perfect Guild Master:

You beat me to it! I love Julyan, and she was a refreshing addition to the HW series of Hildabrand quests. She also has that Lominsan accent and spunk to go along with it. Great character! MoM = mother of mayhem ;p