Without spoiling much, can somebody let me know if there's a levequest going that allows me to wedge a polearm up that 2ft pile of wasteman sideways? I'd be immensely grateful.

Failing that, is it possible to get a time bonus for any of his many, many frustrating jaunts? I've seen old people schtup faster than one of these missions, and just missed out by seconds because I beckoned from the wrong blade of grass.

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Thanks in advance.