Romance System

[Rasler_Heios]

Well you’re in luck!
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/000692.html

Well the post date is April 1, 2014. I believe it’s an April Fool’s Day entry in the blog....

[Canadane]

Well the post date is April 1, 2014. I believe it’s and April Fool’s Day entry in the blog....

/specticals

[Jaywalker]

Well the post date is April 1, 2014. I believe it’s an April Fool’s Day entry in the blog....

Ah, but did they explicitly come out and say april fools afterward? *waggles eyebrows*

[Lambdafish]

Ah, but did they explicitly come out and say april fools afterward? *waggles eyebrows*

If lord of verminion is anything to go by, no. If lords of verminion is anything to go by, they should.

[Kalise]

Well the post date is April 1, 2014. I believe it’s an April Fool’s Day entry in the blog....

To be fair, so was Jarate in the TF2 blog.

But then it turned out that it was a real thing.

(Though, in this case, I doubt this is real. Especially not given the post is just under 5 years old... You'd think if it was real there'd have been some talk about implementing it in those 5 years...)