Please no more Eureka!

[Bonbori]

A better analogy would be that the ultimate death machine rollercoaster has a height restriction, meaning kids can't ride it. Those kids have their own section and their own rides that thrillseekers would find boring. In many theme parks, rides are literally categorised by thrill level, and the type of rider that they are catering to.

Oh! You're right, that's better. But on the second thought, I think it's still a bit inaccurate. Not having height restrictions isn't the worst of Eureka's crimes. And also not insane enough.

I think... what Eureka does with unrelated cosmetics and shoehorned relics (and would do more of if crafting mats were gated behind it too) is like if riding the ultimate death machine rollercoaster was the only way to get tickets to the ballpit.