Favorite rez macro texts?

[Brightmore]

Mine, as AST is:

"<t>: Earth is collapsing, Mercury is too hot... and if you keep dying, Uranus will be destroyed!"

[Tlachtga]

"Raising <t>"

Not a fan of rez macros.

[ChaoticCrimson]

Saw one the other day that said, "[Player Name] has finished spirit-bonding with the floor."

A former static-mate of mine had this exact macro. I used to have one for my RDM that said "Ver-rise and shine! We still need you!", but I've removed chat text from my rez macros since because I didn't want to annoy people. I personally don't mind most macros, as long as they're not super obnoxious and/or repetitive though.

[Hestzhyen]

I like the simple (action) >> <t> macros. Tells me all I need to know without the annoyance of reading what a 14-year-old thinks passes for wit. I've gotten a chuckle from a few macros but by and large some people should just delete their "funny" lines and go for utilitarian ones.

[Haxaan]

I may be one of the few people out there who don't rp in game but like to add "flavor text" to my macros. Doesn't have to be something funny or witty. Sometimes a little fantasy flavor is nice. I mean we are playing a fantasy role playing game, so why not. It always makes me laugh when people get so "offended" by chat log "clutter". I laugh especially hard when people complain about macros being "cringy". These people seriously must lead very boring lives. I imagine watching a movie must be very tedious for them lol.

[Tlachtga]

I may be one of the few people out there who don't rp in game but like to add "flavor text" to my macros. Doesn't have to be something funny or witty. Sometimes a little fantasy flavor is nice. I mean we are playing a fantasy role playing game, so why not. It always makes me laugh when people get so "offended" by chat log "clutter". I laugh especially hard when people complain about macros being "cringy". These people seriously must lead very boring lives. I imagine watching a movie must be very tedious for them lol.

It's more the fact that 90% of the time these "witty" macros are used by awful healers.

[Mansion]

In Savage, I have "raising <t>", especially in PUG where it gets annoying to handle two corpses.
In dungeon / normal raids or Eureka, I use my Cher macro and most of the times, people make jokes about it and that's fine.

I hate macro with sound though.

[Transient_Shadow]

I don't really remember too many rez macros since I normally heal but mine has gotten a chuckle or two from a few folks. Mine is "time to wake up sleepy dead" which is a reference to vampire the masquerade.

[Haxaan]

It's more the fact that 90% of the time these "witty" macros are used by awful healers.

I mean that is understandable, but at that point the healer is cringy not the macro XD lol.

[MicahZerrshia]

I may be one of the few people out there who don't rp in game but like to add "flavor text" to my macros. Doesn't have to be something funny or witty. Sometimes a little fantasy flavor is nice. I mean we are playing a fantasy role playing game, so why not. It always makes me laugh when people get so "offended" by chat log "clutter". I laugh especially hard when people complain about macros being "cringy". These people seriously must lead very boring lives. I imagine watching a movie must be very tedious for them lol.

I am the same way. I don't RP and when ppl add text and esp sound effects to needless things annoying. Like when I enter a dungeon and get a wall of text for protect I groan and dislike the healer immediately. And if you have them for esuna, shields and everything else but cures, which I have seen more than once, you will get a vote dismiss since blisting you isn't an option. /echo its really not that hard /endrant

But something like raise is great to have text with because idk how many times I wasted a swiftcast because the other healer just swift raises without a peep, when I could have used mine moments later to get someone else up.

And since its a needed macro a lil flavor can be fun, esp if you keep it short, sweet and silent.
Wall of text macros are never good and will be just flat out ignored and sounds are needless, it just tells me you are aiming to annoy.
However if you get annoyed by something short, sweet and silent it may just be that stick you sit on while you play.

Mine go...

Ast "It seems your death was not in the cards. Ascend <t>!"
Whm "It's a nice day for a white raising. Start again, <t>"
Smn "Resurrecting <t>. You are my egi now.