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    Belgianbeer's Avatar
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    Lilith Diabolus
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    Twintania
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    Scholar Lv 61

    A White,Black,Red and Bluemage walked into a bar.

    Then a giant lizard appeared, trying to destroy the bar.

    After the mages were almost defeated, a mysterious mentor screamed:

    “Go Go, colourmages!“

    The four mages transformed into the Rainbowmage and blew up the giant lizard.

    The end.
    (9)

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    Fawkes Macleod
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    Excalibur
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    White Mage Lv 100
    Oh. I thought you were going to say the blue mage wasn't able to get a drink or something.
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    Deacon Moore
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    Summoner Lv 79
    Terrible story. Everybody knows you need 5 to transform.
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    Koala Shibito
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    Sargatanas
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    Viper Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by DeaconMoore View Post
    Terrible story. Everybody knows you need 5 to transform.
    Tell that to the Ninja Storm Power Rangers! :P
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    Y'dyalani Rhus
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    Louisoix
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    Black Mage Lv 90
    4 mages walk into a bar and the dragoon dies of severe concussion
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    Lho Polaali
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    Moogle
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    Conjurer Lv 23
    Quote Originally Posted by Rhus View Post
    4 mages walk into a bar and the dragoon dies of severe concussion
    I believe that one goes "A dragoon walks into a bar. Everyone else ducked underneath it"
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    Powercow Cowcow
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    Excalibur
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    Pugilist Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by BillyKaplan View Post
    I believe that one goes "A dragoon walks into a bar. Everyone else ducked underneath it"
    "A Dark Knight walks into a bar. He misses."
    (2)
    If someone wins an argument, they have learned nothing.

    FOR DOCKHAND!

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    Gurney Halleck
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    Ultros
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    Fisher Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Powercow View Post
    "A Dark Knight walks into a bar. He misses."
    Someone played 11, but it was a DRK could fall off an Airship and still miss the ground
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    Kikoten's Avatar
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    Lucky Tails
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    Brynhildr
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    Red Mage Lv 90
    Multicolor mage unsync parties are gonna become a thing
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    Three Ilm Knights, One Thousand Malm Road

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    Lilith Diabolus
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    Twintania
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    Scholar Lv 61
    Quote Originally Posted by DeaconMoore View Post
    Terrible story. Everybody knows you need 5 to transform.
    The Whitemage counts for two, he has two personalties anyways:

    · maniacal dps'er while everyone around
    him dies
    · too chill for this world healer that let's
    regens do the work while he has a coffee.
    (2)

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