My own GM encounter.

[electrikALIEN]

could it be...:
GM: /read → /dramatic music → /lens zoom in → /depth of field ON → /heart melt
GM: "No.. I can't have an affair with players... that's strictly against SE policy" /turn back with tears
GM's evil step mother walked in and read the letter. (I don't know why step mother show up...)
Evil step mother: "NO! you are supposed married to the Bayohne tomorrow! Arrrgh~~"
Evil pirate step mother /tear GM call.
Copy & Paste ↑
/send

Sure... or that.

[Dragon]

could it be...:
GM: /read → /dramatic music → /lens zoom in → /depth of field ON → /heart melt
GM: "No.. I can't have an affair with players... that's strictly against SE policy" /turn back with tears
GM's evil step mother walked in and read the letter. (I don't know why step mother show up...)
Evil step mother: "NO! you are supposed married to the Bayohne tomorrow! Arrrgh~~"
Evil pirate step mother /tear GM call.
Copy & Paste ↑
/send

Rofl.
/10chars

[Overkill9000]

im sure if i was a gm and received that message, i wouldn't even give you the satisfaction of replying. last thing i would want to do is reply to a bunch of ppl that thought i was your friend

[NotApplicable]

im sure if i was a gm and received that message, i wouldn't even give you the satisfaction of replying. last thing i would want to do is reply to a bunch of ppl that thought i was your friend

I bet you listen to Linkin Park.

[Answa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2uJiW1oo6Y

[Deli]

oh btw
/joke on
since I was super currected the GM is going to married someone tomorrow /joke off, so SE have one of this job posted:

Online Community Relations Representative:
Summary
Executes innovative community related activities to retain and attract players. Also works to facilitate the growth and continued success of the player community.

or the GM's stepmother's job is opening too:

Operations Support Supervisor

Summary
Operation Support Supervisor supervises day-to-day activities of all Operation Support Agents and the Operation Support Translator. Provides staff with assistance and guidance as well as develops and implements initiatives targeting continuous performance and quality improvements.

The eye-opening is this one:

Online Community Specialist

Summary
Candidate will assist the Publishing Team by monitoring various online communication mediums, advocating customer needs to Stakeholders in a responsible way, mediating disputes within the Community, and having a clear understanding of the MMO and "Outdoor Enthusiast" culture.

• Expert in encouraging communication, maintaining and policing discussions within forums

• Robust knowledge of the "Outdoor Enthusiast" community including, but not limited to, hunting, fishing, and camping

I think this job has OP's name on it!!
Think about it, you might be able to get 10+ I <3 U letters everyday.

and I think /joke on if they can't cheer us up, they are going to hunt us down /joke off since they are looking for someone with robust hunting ability!

[Frisque]

To be fair, if aGM had actually corresponded with you in such a familiar way, and u posted it here, can u even begin to imagine the sh*t storm if in-game GM calls and msgs they would have to deal with? Can't say I blame em for sticking with the canned response.

[NefarioCall]