Thread: Unofficial Valentine's Day letters for lols.

I wanted to enter the valentine's day love letter contest but unfortunately due to the residential restrictions I cannot. That aside I thought it would still be cool to compose a letter anyway. So for anyone else that cannot enter but who would still like to make a letter, please post it here! As I think its a pretty cool contest (not being able to enter aside) and I'd love to see what other people have to write. Just rate up any letters you like, and at the contest end date we can see who has the most for lols.

So here is my official unofficial entry. It is titled Eorzea's Light and it is dedicated to Qhota Nbolo. :P

The shroud of night falls across the land
Moogles walk together hand in hand

Great avatar battles, evils of old
What the future holds nobody knows

This veil of darkness extends her hand
Yet on we fight, together we must stand

To you my sweet, who I long to hold
I pledge to you my heart of gold

Two hearts together, burning bright
We can bring back this land to the light

To you my love I do entwine
Hoping to be your valentine

Sil~<3

Dear Moogle King,

I hope I win the contest.
The things I would do to that moogle plushie.
Wishing it were really you.
I would play around with that little bulb atop your head,
Place my hands on those sturdy bat wings of yours
and entice you into where no one could view us.
Where no one could hear the pleasure I would derive
And you would experience nothing like you've felt before
My dear, Moogle King, alas
You will not feel the shiv of my blade as it ruptures your spine,
Or the wings I pry from your back,
The bulb I rip with my teeth,
The stuffing that flows from your evisceration,
The vibrance of pain and desperation-
The joy in my laughter as I relish the moment.
No one will hear, no one will see
I will love thy plushie to its death.
My dear King Moogle, forever mine.

-sincerely,
Your Demise