How would an optional, official parser be toxic?

[ICountFrom0]

Just as a general idea, how would you implement an official parser with a MINIMUM amount of grief and shame and horror?

I'm thinking, you'd record your run, and then submit it, and that would arrive back parsed after a waiting period based on load. Possibly with express that you could buy tokens for with crysta. So they give a service, and also get another way to make money.

And yes, you'd ONLY get your parse.

[ICountFrom0]

Congrats on the worst official parsing method I've ever seen. You want me to pay money, and have to wait, for something I can technically do for both free and instantly? Brah.

Nha, I said "or" and yes, I'm being realistic, they won't do it, if they can't make money on it.