How would an optional, official parser be toxic?

[Selova]

Can you people just stop grabbing anything you can and attaching parses to it, just so you can say "parses are the demon itself"?

This is the tactic they use whenever the topic of parsers comes up. They like to deflect their own unreasonable hatred towards parsers and those who use them by blaming "Raiders" and "Elitists" aka people they never play with and use anecdotal examples of potential toxicity that would occur if a official parser was implemented. They will go to any lengths to try to prove that if a official parser was ever added into the game the servers would implode and the game would die. The irony of it all is that the people that are the most toxic are the ones who are completely against parsers for nonsensical reasons.