How would an optional, official parser be toxic?

[Sigma-Astra]

This is exactly what we want to do though. I don't know why you can't understand this.

It's Riyah, that's why. If we ask for the rest of the players to have the common decency and courtesy to read shit before they click on it, apparently we're the bad guys and that's asking for far too much.

Basic reading comprehension is a must-have, not an optional privilege in party finder.