Oh Robyn...

With but a few words your charm struck me like a thousand needles my perfect dodge could not avoid.
"Give us a hundred gil or I'll scream thief!"
So brazen. So bold. You sprung your trap in broad daylight and took all I had.
Such arrogance can only be found in the pride of a thief.
Such greed would be the only thing that could steal my heart.
Chest pounding with the vigor of Quickstride I stood defenseless before you. Your tell was unseen.
And though you walked away with my gil. You'll now know you acquired much more.

I am yours. From this day until Eorzea's end.

And, hopefully, one day... you'll be mine.

~Rob Anybody