The moment I first laid my eyes upon you, my heart skipped a beat. Even thinking back to it now, I knew you were my type. Tenacious, dark, and handsome – You are the kind of person who, if you were together with me, could surpass the Twelve. We have met many times before, and I think that every time we meet, my feelings for you grow more intense.
The fierce burning in my heart, the world underneath me shaking, as if it were about to explode under me at any moment! It is the east, my love, and I am the chocolate bar under the sun!
My dearest Ifrit, please don’t be so coy! I’ve fallen for you so dizzily. Just let me pierce your heart, just this once. Spurn those harlots who use those cheap tactics to seduce you!
I look far better in a swimsuit than them! I can cook better than them, and still maintain a beautiful figure, unlike that strumpet who decks herself in that ugly swimsuit. I, on the other hand, am the personification of grace, the epitome of elegance (and I do not dance in the miner’s guild for a quick gil!), and the example of a proper lady.
Yours — Only yours, forever and always,
Macha Maudegonne
P.S. I bought some consecrated chocolate and marshmallows so that we can do some roleplaying, I’ll be the culinarian, and you’ll be the s’more machine. (I’ll show you my cooking if you show me s’mores)
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