The sex-appeal contest thread. (Part Two)

[Super_Bee_Brian]

Here's part one: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...%28Part-One%29

And now, part two... These are the choices...

Zenos.

Raubahn.

MALE WARRIOR OF LIGHT.

Zenos is there because he's an awesome kind of evil. I remember the scene when Zenos had the opportunity to kill the warrior of light but didn't, simply urging him to survive and get stronger for their next fight. I love such kind of evilness. Reminds me of Akuma from Tekken 7 and Street Fighter. Also, this may not be obvious to a lot but the guy is buff. I know he's covered in thick armor but I am SURE there's muscle inside of that. I'm just SURE.

Raubahn is there partly because he actually looks like Akuma. One of my favorite solo duties was when you had to fight him in that Coerthas Grand Melee. He's a quintessential masculine man, on par with the likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger and other such people. (Rambo, Superman, the mustachioed bald guy in Full-Metal Alchemist, etc)

Here's the last part... MALE WARRIOR OF LIGHT. I'm biased in a way so forgive me. I play a male Roegadyn and in all the times I've played him, I've grown to love him. Not in a sexual way because I'm a straight male, but in an admiring-his-strength kind of way. He's my main character and I've played him a lot. But honestly, it's not just him. I also have a special fondness to the A Realm Reborn/Heavensward poster boy. He seemed to have gotten older in Stormblood so I'm focusing on the earlier him. In A Realm Reborn, I loved his axe-swinging abilities...

What are your thoughts? Which is the sexiest of these three?

[MarniDawg]

Zenos

He is my friend forever

[Hestzhyen]

What? No Alphinaud, Aymeric, Thancred, or even Godbert?

But we can vote on Derplander?

This contest is a sham!

[Magic-Mal]

What? No Alphinaud, Aymeric, Thancred, or even Godbert?

But we can vote on Derplander?

This contest is a sham!

[MomomiMomi]

Aymeric wins by default.

[Hestzhyen]

________________

I accept the consequences of admitting that I think Alphinaud is cute.

I will not run or hide from the fact that I think he deserves a hug, some headpats, and a hot cup of tea in a quiet area away from all the chaos. I would happily abuse my position as WoL to beat up people who try to take advantage of his (admittedly vanishing) naivete. I would even bring him back some cool souvenirs from all the far-flung places I travel to just to give him a little happiness in the face of the looming threats against the Scions and the world itself.

Alright Mr. Hansen I'm ready for my interview now.

[Super_Bee_Brian]

I accept the consequences of admitting that I think Alphinaud is cute.

I will not run or hide from the fact that I think he deserves a hug, some headpats, and a hot cup of tea in a quiet area away from all the chaos. I would happily abuse my position as WoL to beat up people who try to take advantage of his (admittedly vanishing) naivete. I would even bring him back some cool souvenirs from all the far-flung places I travel to just to give him a little happiness in the face of the looming threats against the Scions and the world itself.

Alright Mr. Hansen I'm ready for my interview now.

"Liking" Alphinaud is not wrong. But keep in mind that this thread is about SEXINESS. Which means there's SEX involved. If you label a kid as sexy, you're in for a real treat.

[Hestzhyen]

"Liking" Alphinaud is not wrong. But keep in mind that this thread is about SEXINESS. Which means there's SEX involved. If you label a kid as sexy, you're in for a real treat.

"Sexiness" was out the window when you nominated derplander and Zenos over Aymeric though.

[MoroMurasaki]

Hien.

/10char

[Dualgunner]

Isn't age of consent in Japan 14?

Alphinaud is like 16.

Get out of here Hansen

That said, Hien all the way.