Yeah, port/starboard is my preference given that they're using nautical terms. My problem with larboard is that it's a) archaic (hasn't been commonly used since the 1840s) and b) it's too close visually to starboard. It's just the s and t with the t being very visually similar to l. Given the time constraints, it's a lot to read it and then move appropriately.

I agree that people will get used to it and it won't be an issue in time. It's just annoying in the meantime.

I get that you meant it as a joke, it's just that people keep insisting that it's because it's the localization taking liberties. The only liberty is larboard instead of port, but so many people think the original says left and right.