Server Merge Solution: How we, as a community, can resolve this dilemma

[Colino]

I have a better idea. How about everyone on every server choose to transfer to server one, at roughly the exact same time?

I'd love to see Square's reaction to that.

Wouldn't work because Server 1 will lock out once it reaches a certain population, then so will 2 and so on so forth. That's actually exactly what they want us to do.