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    Kessya's Avatar
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    Kessya Isell
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    Problems with Juedi

    The flavortext says that its name means "ludicrously swift steed that runs so fast its feet no longer touch the ground".

    It does not leave hoofprints in the ground.
    It still makes *clack clack* with every step.

    So, to solve this inconsistency: Please give my character a pair of coconuts to slam together while riding it.
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    Damien Dread
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    I like to imagine that Juedi makes those noises with it's mouth so that the other horses don't feel inferior to it's far superior qualities. I like to think Juedi is just being really humble and really nice. And this is why Juedi is best mount.
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    Malzian's Avatar
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    Kylrin Arresard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kessya View Post
    The flavortext says that its name means "ludicrously swift steed that runs so fast its feet no longer touch the ground".

    It does not leave hoofprints in the ground.
    It still makes *clack clack* with every step.

    So, to solve this inconsistency: Please give my character a pair of coconuts to slam together while riding it.
    And how will they deliver these coconuts to you? Swallow post? Will they use African or European swallows to make the delivery? Given the weight proportions, I would assume African, but African swallows are non-migratory... And what about delivery time? You would need to know the proper species of swallow so you could determine the correct air-speed velocity to give a proper estimate of flight time duration, factoring in how much the coconut would slow them down, what with having to tie the coconut to their dorsal feathers which would impose quite a bit of drag...
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    Last edited by Malzian; 07-17-2018 at 03:55 AM. Reason: Typographical anomolies.
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