[Suggestion] Talkative Relics

[Raistlin]

Sure, relics are a long way from here, but i had this idea and i want to share it.

Q: What is a Relic Weapon?

R: Relics are FF best weapons, yoshi-P talked about to give us relics in FFXIV too.

Q: Why a Talkative weapon?

R: Just for enjoy.

Q: How it would work?

R: Your relic will respond your actions sometimes with diferent moods. Some examples:



You miss attacking a monster with your relic equipped:

Elitist Mood: "HaHa are you serious? With my power, an opo-opo can hit that thing..."
Calm Mood: "Do you really want to kill this? let him live!"
Ironic Mood: "Eyy, you saw that attack? A W E S O M E. but try to hit the next."
Sadistic Mood: "no blood?? NO BLOOD? god.. i have a baby as a partner."

low chance to trigger (1%) or they will be too annoy.



You Leveled up another job, and you have a relic in your inventory:

Elitist Mood: "YES!! i want you to improve in all, moreee moreeeeeee experience!"
Calm Mood: "You are doing well, congratulations!"
Ironic Mood: "I know someone who tries to hide his pettiness..."
Sadistic Mood (leveling DoW/DoM): "YES! we are one step closer to annihilate all!"
Sadistic Mood (leveling DoH/DOL): "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? do you plan to kill someone with loaves of bread or what??

higher chance to trigger (10%)


Q: How to decide your weapon mood?

R: With something like Chocobo breeding but for your relic (if you have one):




I think this could be so funny if we have a looooong list of posible phrases to read. Just with low chances to not be annoying.

[Brimstonelove]

I got an mental image of the mustachoed weapon from the anime MAR....

[Saiph]

Only if excalibur is like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuXIj...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4vFP...eature=related

[Raistlin]

lol ^^ I WANT THAT!