Anybody have any funny stories with their retainers? Sometimes they'll bring back great items like a Mameshiba or cool housing item, sometimes they bring back things that make you scratch your head.

My favorite is when I spend 2 ventures to send them out and they come back with a single allagan tin piece. They should have just reached into their pocket and pulled out a few gil.

Have a retainer right now who seems to enjoy robbing the Sultana. First, she brought back a Royal Plotting Table and the very next venture she brought back a painting of Nanamo. I gotta give her credit, couldn't have been easy to smuggle those out of the palace. XD