Unwritten Rules of XIV (Fun/Humor)

[CainCrimson]

If CainCrimson is in your PUG run as a healer, there is a mandatory fee of $20,000 gil to be mailed to him from each member before during or after completion.

[Super_Bee_Brian]

Gathering = steady paycheck

Crafting = HUGE but unstable paycheck

[Rhus]

Not to side track but on the previous points about dead players getting high rolls, I'm sure I read about a mechanic in the game where bad players get the loot to get them away quicker and that's why dead players always roll high or the troll always wins the roll... is it true or just a coincidence enough it's become a "thing" ??

If you're running titan you can be sure someone is going over the edge if not someone will still throw themselves just to keep up tradition. I ran titan ex unsynced once and to keep tradition out healer jumped for it and rescued me at same time. It was beautiful.

[Deceptus]

If it's not 100% chance to gather it might as well be 0%.

If you didn't roll a 100, you're losing that roll.

[Soge01]

Finding that one gear drop you've been searching for in raid and the guy with the arrows and the harp gets it. X'D

I've come to find humor in dungeon raids now when that happens to me. X'3

[Nightroad]

The chance of getting a certain Raid / Dungeon / Trail , is directly proportional to you NOT wanting to get that specific one.

[Malzian]

All civilizations featured in the 24-mans had a disproportionately large number of belts. (Side-note: Consequentially this is why you rarely find their pants, tops or robes anywhere.)

[RiyahArp]

1. All the content in this game is so easy a monkey can do it.
2. At the same time, 90% of this player base is full of ice mages, floortanking dragoons, and people who don't know how to play.

[Squintina]

Mine's more of a rule for the ff14 community

- Any content me and my friends don't personally do is content "nobody" does

[Enkidoh]

If you have a quest or Hunt bill that requires a specific FATE, that FATE will then not spawn for 3+ hours.... where as if you don't require it, it will always spawn frequently (Giant Seps I'm looking at you ><). Maybe the enemy senses your bloodlust.... or maybe they're just psychic.

A quest or FATE title will always have a punny name taken from a TV show/film/game/anime/manga/cartoon/comic/novel/song/band name/some other element of pop culture or a figure of speech. No exceptions.