Unwritten Rules of XIV (Fun/Humor)

[Kacho_Nacho]

Lalafell are commendation magnets, female ones doubly so.

No matter how many times you have saved Ezorea, someone will treat you like their personal delivery boy/girl.

[Jijifli]

1. All the content in this game is so easy a monkey can do it.
2. At the same time, 90% of this player base is full of ice mages, floortanking dragoons, and people who don't know how to play.

I tested by intentionally playing poorly through all the solo content.

Still never even close to failing. I had to actively try to play horrible (I was a drg, I had to spam an end combo ability for things to be too difficult.)

[Wilford111]

This thread should probably be renamed to "Murphy's Law: ffxiv edition" ;p

I'll second about the A and S rank hunts - I've lost the heart to attempt to do them anymore.

[RiyahArp]

I tested by intentionally playing poorly through all the solo content.

Still never even close to failing. I had to actively try to play horrible (I was a drg, I had to spam an end combo ability for things to be too difficult.)

it's more a joke on how players keep saying everything is so easy, but in the next breath complain the average player is no good. I mean...if the average player can't do something, it's not easy its hard.

[Wilford111]

it's more a joke on how players keep saying everything is so easy, but in the next breath complain the average player is no good. I mean...if the average player can't do something, it's not easy its hard.

Yeah I mean... pretty much any game will be easy if you put 1000+ hours into it, which I imagine most people here have.

[Lambdafish]

it's more a joke on how players keep saying everything is so easy, but in the next breath complain the average player is no good. I mean...if the average player can't do something, it's not easy its hard.

Lets rephrase it then: The game is not punishing in the slightest, and does a poor job of training a player to deal with punishing content

[tymora]

The PF wait is always longer than the fight.

[Jijifli]

it's more a joke on how players keep saying everything is so easy, but in the next breath complain the average player is no good. I mean...if the average player can't do something, it's not easy its hard.

Anything connected to story is easy though.

It's the unwritten rule that the story must be easy so everyone can enjoy it. Again, I did have to actively try to fail anything in the story.

[NessaWyvern]

Here's a frontlines one. If you aren't playing healer, the alliance will have no healers. If you do play healer, every alliance group suddenly has at least 4.

[einschwartz]

Running low level dungeons...
Free Cure 2 never procs when heal is needed, but always do after the last cure topped the tank to 100%.