Unwritten Rules of XIV (Fun/Humor)

[miraidensetsu]

1) If you manage to keep that tank who refuses to pop cooldowns or tank stance and is undergeared alive the entire dungeon, you get no comm. But if you're that tank, you're triple comm'ed.

2) The pony is reserved for the worst player.

3) If you aren't a female Miqo'te or a female Au ra, you're minority and thus S-E don't like you. And if you're a male Lalafell, the community also hates you or wants to use you as food.

4) Healer dies at dungeon = wipe. Even when there is a SMN and/or a RDM alive. Exception only when the boss can be killed before the last regen tick.

5) If you have 99% chance of hitting something, you'll miss way more than 1% of the times.

[Maeka]

4) Healer dies at dungeon = wipe. Even when there is a SMN and/or a RDM alive. Exception only when the boss can be killed before the last regen tick

From the times I TRIED to SC+Raise a tank or a healer in 4-mans, the problem is, too many mobs are pulled. Without the tank being constantly healed, he will die. If the tank dies, the healer is dead 2 seconds later and so is everybody else.

On boss fights, eh. Sometimes rezzing someone will work in a 4-man boss fight but you gotta be quick and it depends on what AoEs the boss is doing and when. Always love rezzing a healer who dies exactly 2 seconds after getting back up on their feet because there was simply no way they could possibly get out of a huge AoE that they're in when they stood up.