FFXIV Confessions

[Septonyte]

Here are my 2 RDM sins.

1) When I have a run on RDM where the only thing I do is stand around and wait for MP to raise the same person/people over and over again I take Verraise off my hotbar for a week and tell every party I join that I have done so because raising is not my job. If someone tells me I need to use it and help the team I say some variation of "You don't pay my sub" and take pleasure in the reactions I get.
• If a tank says "well I'll just not tank." I say "you cant resist starting the fight... just watch." (the fight usually starts withing 30 seconds)
• If a Healer says, "Well, I just won't heal then." I say OK, my heals will let me and the tank do this for 40 minutes while everyone else is dead."
• If a DPS says "Well, I just wont DPS." I say, "That's okay, I was already doing enough DPS for both of us, just ask E'peen Bonar over there in the full savage end-game BiS 4 weeks after savage comes out who is definitely not parsing."

2) Using Vermillion scourge right on top of a melee DPS if they annoy me. Thus completely blinding them for 5 seconds (10 if they play in a dark room).