FFXIV Confessions

[Anienai]

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You gotta glamour a dunce cap when off tanking.

[Alucard135]

I saw a group of lalas in Limsa and I did not cook them.

[Rasikko]

For a while I had a thing for The Elder Seedseer. I practically have a shrine for her in my private chambers in my FC house :P.

[ValyrianBlood]

I played rdm wrong for 13 levels

[SenorPatty]

Time to scum this up a whole new level, stormblood edition:

-For awhile, took advantage of the strikeout system in DF to use up to 2 of them just to see if I could get an in-prog dgn as a tank

-Exclusively as a dps, bailed on any dgn that was lvl 30 or lower

-Exclusively as tank or healer, bailed on any dgn that was lvl 30 or lower provided the rest of the party was not new and they were lvl 60+

-Killed lots of uncalled hunts solo

-When bored, went out of my way to sabotage people in "Leap of faith" Gate by using my big femroe body back then to trip them up (trust me, it worked. A lot)

-Actually used the "I had lag" excuse when I wanted to finish up eating something because I was waiting in queue and it popped earlier than usual. Variants of that are : "My mouse died," "My keyboard died" "left the stove on" and "Ubereats is here".

[AnimaAnimus]

Loaded into E1N do a ready check, a HEALER isnt ready yet. and a DNC (who was both under-geared and a tool) in party chat "OMG come one already"
Healer hits "ready" so we get the 8/8.
I hit the 20 sec countdown because there a nin, sch, and dnc in the party
5 seconds later the same DNC "This is taking too long" and pulls the boss.
wipe
try again. same. fucking. thing
So this time I DM the OT (who was a total bro) and give him the details of my revenge. We both agree to pull in tank stance and play agro tag for a minute. then right before the TB comes out, we turn off tank stacne and BOTH shirk the DNC. He gets killed.

I should note that before we pulled, we DMd the rest of the party to let them know the plan

Healers didn't raise the DNC and at 2% we all stop attacking and let the boss kill us. wipe

DNC ofc freaks TF out. to which we all basically reply "sorry, we weren't ready for the pull, maybe wait for the countdown next time".

DNC leaves, and we 7 man the raid

*we could have finished but I didnt want to give the DNC a carry so that why we reset at the end

Wait, you can DM in Eden? I thought the block all tells in instances cause something something harassment. Did they remove that and I just totally missed that bit of info? And how where you able to get 7 tells out fast enough to coordinate all that, while dodging in E1?

[AnimaAnimus]

There is a large pile of little tiny lala bones in the canyons beneath the invisible city because I have been throwing lala over the edge on a near daily basis since I was let out of the time rift Lou put me in when Dalamud broke.

[SenorPatty]

Wait, you can DM in Eden? I thought the block all tells in instances cause something something harassment. Did they remove that and I just totally missed that bit of info? And how where you able to get 7 tells out fast enough to coordinate all that, while dodging in E1?

I think he meant discord/fc/ls (one of those 3) dm.

You still can't actually get tells while in duties.

[einschwartz]

2 years into FFXIV, I still have not unlock the ARR Hard Mode dungeons.
I had no reason to do them back when I was progressing ARR-HW. No reason to unlock them now except to clear quest markers; which is low below in my to-do list right now.

I do not like Alliance Raid.
Only done the first two from HW and Rabanastre from SB. Did them once just for the sake of trying it then never step into it again. Reason: I get disoriented. They're confusing for me. I even watch guide beforehand but I get overwhelmed with the many mechanics and just noped out from proceeding. Even when I had a friend who willing to do call outs for me.
I want to try enjoy it. Maybe I just need to run enough times to be accustomed to them. But the anxiety, man.

[Miminming]

I make my sis press the button for my crafting macro for an hour or two everytime she's watching netflix from my ipad... she dont mind it... i like it...