FFXIV Confessions

[odym82]

I dream of a world free of Lalafel

[Rasikko]

I confess to having not committed any sins yet.

I get extremely jealous when another Lalafell is given a pat on the head but I get overlooked.

/pat
/hug
/hugrealtight

[Moonfish]

I get extremely jealous when another Lalafell is given a pat on the head but I get overlooked.

Really? I think it’s annoying, you can have all the pats I get.

[hasana]

Really? I think it’s annoying, you can have all the pats I get.

/pet Moonfish

[DumdogsWorld]

I confess. I use the marketboard to participate in Pudgy Puk Trafficking.

[Burmecia]

I skip cutscenes and blacklist people advertising their FCs by shouting.

[ElazulHP]

Ok i'll give a few confessions.

(1) I regularly undercut by 1 gil on the MB and find it funny when people get mad about it.

(2) I've forgotten I was playing the game a few times. Got up to go do something mid conversation even, got distracted by family members or the door, then completely forgot I was playing the game. Would wander back into the room and see the computer on with my character just sitting there. Longest I think was 2 or 3 hours I think. Apologies to anyone who may have been waiting on me for something xD

(3) I'm actually pretty shy and have social anxiety in real life so it's difficult for me to start conversations with people I don't know and or am not comfortable with. So i'm usually lurking and very quiet for the most part.

[Septonyte]

Here are my 2 RDM sins.

1) When I have a run on RDM where the only thing I do is stand around and wait for MP to raise the same person/people over and over again I take Verraise off my hotbar for a week and tell every party I join that I have done so because raising is not my job. If someone tells me I need to use it and help the team I say some variation of "You don't pay my sub" and take pleasure in the reactions I get.
• If a tank says "well I'll just not tank." I say "you cant resist starting the fight... just watch." (the fight usually starts withing 30 seconds)
• If a Healer says, "Well, I just won't heal then." I say OK, my heals will let me and the tank do this for 40 minutes while everyone else is dead."
• If a DPS says "Well, I just wont DPS." I say, "That's okay, I was already doing enough DPS for both of us, just ask E'peen Bonar over there in the full savage end-game BiS 4 weeks after savage comes out who is definitely not parsing."

2) Using Vermillion scourge right on top of a melee DPS if they annoy me. Thus completely blinding them for 5 seconds (10 if they play in a dark room).

[Kikoten]

I created a macro which played a skit in /emote and /say, detailing a conversation between my character and his axe, and played it every time I went into a duty.

[Keddera_StormMoon]

Really? I think it’s annoying, you can have all the pats I get.

My daughter plays a Lalafell as well and doesn't seem to like them either. She won't even accept them from my alts.