Bad Final Fantasy Joke Thread!

[NewAgeDoom]

What did the Red Mage's opponent say after their duel?

It's just a Fleche wound.

[HoodRat]

A dragoon walks into a bar; everyone else dodges.

Why don't lalafells make good culinarians? The steaks are too high.

[NewAgeDoom]

Why do famous people get Summoners to write books about them?

Because they write the best BIO-graphies.

[NephthysVasudan]

A Tank asks this of his/her party:
What's White Black and Red All Over?

This Party (mages).

[Nora_of_Mira]

Lord of Verminion.

[Ruru_Nayu]

Diadem and Eureka.

[Mimilu]

Eureka.

Aw, I wanted to tell that joke. D;

[NewAgeDoom]

Why did the AST suck at art?

He could only draw Boles.

[Kazrah]

Any Black Mage pick-up line including "I've got the magic stick".

Also with how much she talks about them, I wonder if Zhloe Alliapoh's dream is to live in a pineapple under the sea.

[CaptainLagbeard]

Raid loot.