What the heck is "greased lightning"?

[Fredco191]

Simple. You take some lightning and pour grease on it. Now it’s greased lightning.

[Souljacker]

OP indicated they had obtained Tornado Kick, ergo, they didn't use a Jump Potion (because they'd have already had it).

OP is very, very clearly trolling, between this and the gladiator stuff (which also would contradict the idea of using a jump potion, because that would unlock Paladin automatically). He is very well aware of exactly the kinds of things people will react to, and is perfectly crafting posts to get people talking about them. It's brilliant trolling, but I have no doubt whatsoever that it is trolling.

You haven't read many troll threads if you think this is brilliant.

[addz3]

This guy must be the dumbest son of a ***** going and clearly beyond help if we are to believe he isn't trolling. Good try. Next time change your job on your bio for more believability. (Yes that's not a real word.....but it should be)

[Mahrze]

ikr!!

And then when she does try it vs Gorudo.


It does lead to the best boss theme in the game tho... https://youtu.be/DKZzdLspQwg

[Hakuro89]