Finally beat floor 30 of Heaven-on-High:
"It has been 3 major patches since our last heroic sacrifice." Welp, time to reset the counter. Nope, I wasn't inspired, sorry.

For all of a second second I was worried the tower wasn't actually Allagan, but nope. Still not a fan of how eager they are to leave their problems unsolved for future generations, but that's nothing new. We'll keep playing cleanup crew, as always. Thanks for nothing.

Interesting of them to name-drop Salina for the first time in three years, and Desch for the first time ever in-game, but color me slightly vexed that we just find out about the Onishishu now. They may be calamitous failures at their mission, but I guess they're good at keeping secrets, if nothing else.