An alternative to parsing?

[KaldeaSahaline]

If raiders would leave without being able to parse, that right there tells me they aren't all that great of players to begin with. If you NEED a third party tool, then perhaps you need to get better at the game. A parser is a crutch used to counter their lack of skill.

Rather than attack your character directly (which given your statement and profile would be hilariously easy) or go into a huge detailed post about how you're objectively wrong (because you are):

Let me ask this - what is your aversion to parsing? Why do you hate it so? In numerous threads/posts you consistently advocate against it and almost always from an irrational or ill-informed standpoint.