I loved snowball.

Oh!, how I would zoom through any "waiting times" splatting anyone near, managed to make the time such fun.

FFXIV is nothing like the army in except perhaps one way, there is a lot of waiting followed by a lot of hurry up! Waiting on party formation, on MP regen, on mob pop, on weakness, yikes I need say more? Not, if I can throw something!

Not a rock, no combat mechanic. No enmity, just fun, to help pass the time.

Please make it long range. I want to taunt any enemy or friend from a safe distance thank you, or use the environment for hiding and childishness Lalafell hyjinx.

I don't know what we could throw, I hear talk of fish but this does not excite me to be honest, old school anyway. Something that splats, or sprays, or clumps, maybe landing and dripping Moogle manure... something were you see the impact, for emotional effect!

A ranged, always available, Emote for taunting & time wasting please.