it was a pipe dream, I honestly stopped working on the parser since 1.22, I am going to wait for 2.0 and see if we get a real API for doing plugins I'd love to get access to the RAM values. For stat testing you want to use the following.

run parser till max/min values cause the following:
[(max - ((max + min)/2)) / ((max+min)/2)] = deviation, when deviation is over 8.5% then you can stop testing that set of stats. At that point you take the avg of your max and min.

ex:
max=100
min=80
deviation=11.1%