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  1. 04-06-2018 02:35 AM #1
    Okamimaru
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    Rastiana Bel'briar
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    Samurai Lv 90

    Let's get a little kweh-zy!

    Why did the chocobo cross the road?
    He was going for a wark!

    Let's hear your best (or cheesiest) final fantasy jokes and puns!
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  2. 04-06-2018 02:40 AM #2
    SenorPatty
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    Why did the carpenter do stretches before work?

    Because he wanted to get limber
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rein_eon_Osborne View Post
    Healing DRK is literally... the same since ShB. The reason why people think it's a meme to heal nowadays because DRK receives very little to no buff to their sustainability vs 3 other tanks getting something useful. If you're capable of healing DRK back in ShB (or any tanks), then you'll heal EW DRK just fine.
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  3. 04-06-2018 03:10 AM #3
    Sylvina
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    Sylvina Eon
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    Why did Ilberd buy a package of paper towels?

    Becuase he was SLOPPY!
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  4. 04-06-2018 03:18 AM #4
    Okamimaru
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    What's a moogles favorite hairstyle? A pom-padour!
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  5. 04-06-2018 03:23 AM #5
    Black_Wing
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    Dolf Silverbeard
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    How do moogles save gil?

    They use kupons
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  6. 04-06-2018 03:28 AM #6
    Vahlnir
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    Elan Centauri
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    A dragoon walks into a bar...everyone else avoids it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naoki_Yoshida View Post
    Personal Housing
    While I cannot give a specific date on when personal housing will be implemented, I can say that prices will be completely separate from free company housing, and, naturally, far more affordable.
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  7. 04-06-2018 03:41 AM #7
    Okamimaru
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    Why didn't the chocobo eat his greens? He needed to turn them in for his kweh-st!
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  8. 04-06-2018 03:44 AM #8
    NephthysVasudan
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    Nephthys Yamada
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    White Mage Lv 80
    What's red white and black all over?

    This party!

    *Says to Red Mage Black Mage and White Mage in party*
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  9. 04-06-2018 05:53 AM #9
    Foofy
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    Why was the Chocobo having trouble finishing his term paper?
    He was only using Kweh-ki as reference material!

    Why did Callisto Run from the adventurers?
    He could Bearly handle them!

    Why did the Pneumoflayer fail his math test?
    He couldn't find the sum of the NUMBERS

    What did Rowena put on Gerald's tombstone?
    'Capped'
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