Since we have to watch the cutscenes for these could the devs make a set of parody cutscenes for us repeat players, and have it trigger randomly when we enter via roulette. Think Spaceballs meets Eorzea if you must.
Since we have to watch the cutscenes for these could the devs make a set of parody cutscenes for us repeat players, and have it trigger randomly when we enter via roulette. Think Spaceballs meets Eorzea if you must.
Gaius Von Baelsar wearing joke glasses lecturing us on the importance of Flowers.
I was thinking things like when Gaius goes gold he goes plaid, or having car toubles with the Ultimate Weapon, etc
Everytime you encounter any member of the XIV Imperial Legion, power rangers theme cues.
Healing DRK is literally... the same since ShB. The reason why people think it's a meme to heal nowadays because DRK receives very little to no buff to their sustainability vs 3 other tanks getting something useful. If you're capable of healing DRK back in ShB (or any tanks), then you'll heal EW DRK just fine.
It'd have to be the posing rangers theme from an earlier event
Use Hildebrant's assistance use a bunch of bombs to try to blow up Ultima weapon instead of using the spell![]()
Replace the main bad dudes with the Stooges...Thancred can be Shemp.
Well we know from what one rising event, SE's writers definitely can do parody. ...I'd start queuing MSQ again just to see them.
That said, it'd have to have a pretty low proc rate or it would get just as old as the normal cutscenes.
Agreed, probably 10% at most any more than that seems to high
What they should do, since the cutscenes would have to be the same length:
- Same cutscene, except everyone is moogles, and every conversation is ends with "Kupo"
- Same cutscene, except everyone is chocobos, and every conversation is simply "Kweh?"
- Same cutscene, except everyone is played by minions or mounts. (Would probably mess up all the camera angles, minions on mounts maybe)
- Different cutscene, except chocobo race through the dungeon of the same length.
- Different cutscene, except now everyone is dressed like Hildibrand or Nashu, and the cutscene ends with bombs
- Different cutscene, except now the roles are reversed.
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