My New Neighbors

[PureSteel]

So we finally got neighbors across the street from us. We were pretty excited! Day after day we waited for them to appear. We still have yet to meet our neighbors. Their house sits empty and locked with no effort put into it. I just think, well someone who really wanted a house would've decorated that yard and maybe i could've waved or had a conversation with them. But alas, I think this house was bought by house flippers, or people that don't appreciate having one.

[worldofneil]

Maybe they only use it for the workshop? If so you wouldn't see them unless you happened to be watching when they teleported to it and ran straight inside.

[Dustytome]

Here's what you do:
1. Wait patiently with a blow gun.
2. When they appear immediately shoot them with a blow dart laced with tranquilizer.
3. After they pass out, heft them over your back and lightly glue or string their fingers under yours.
4. With your new found access to their house, quickly decorate their yard.
5. Detach them from yourself and set them near their new decor. Make sure to toss a mostly empty bottle of random booze next to them.
6. Leave a lovely handwritten note at their door letting them know you saw they were asleep, didn't want to disturb them but just wanted to say you love what they've done with the yard.

[PureSteel]

Neighbor of my Neighbor, i came to visit you but alias you locked your medium house. I found no sign of you in either your login status or in outside decor. I mean except for the lovey Chocobo stable you placed in front of the door. I can see you respect your privacy.

[Besame]

Vacant, undecorated houses are old news. About a year ago before I bought my medium, I had a small in the beds and 3 houses across from me sat empty for the 6 months I was there. Never saw anyone, no named placards, no people, no deco, nada. When I went back to check after the free server transfers, they had all been sold to different named people. Guess the flipper had just been biding time.

[Zamare]

Neighbor of my Neighbor, i came to visit you but alias you locked your medium house. I found no sign of you in either your login status or in outside decor. I mean except for the lovey Chocobo stable you placed in front of the door. I can see you respect your privacy.

Right when I was about to request that you put this one on blast, too: my actual neighbor. Thank you, so awesome.

[Krokov]

You know there's no rule that says you have to decorate your yard or house, just saying. Also why didst thou remove the FC info?