My New Neighbors

[PureSteel]

So we finally got neighbors across the street from us. We were pretty excited! Day after day we waited for them to appear. We still have yet to meet our neighbors. Their house sits empty and locked with no effort put into it. I just think, well someone who really wanted a house would've decorated that yard and maybe i could've waved or had a conversation with them. But alas, I think this house was bought by house flippers, or people that don't appreciate having one.

[worldofneil]

Maybe they only use it for the workshop? If so you wouldn't see them unless you happened to be watching when they teleported to it and ran straight inside.

[Dustytome]

Here's what you do:
1. Wait patiently with a blow gun.
2. When they appear immediately shoot them with a blow dart laced with tranquilizer.
3. After they pass out, heft them over your back and lightly glue or string their fingers under yours.
4. With your new found access to their house, quickly decorate their yard.
5. Detach them from yourself and set them near their new decor. Make sure to toss a mostly empty bottle of random booze next to them.
6. Leave a lovely handwritten note at their door letting them know you saw they were asleep, didn't want to disturb them but just wanted to say you love what they've done with the yard.

[Krokov]

You know there's no rule that says you have to decorate your yard or house, just saying. Also why didst thou remove the FC info?

[PureSteel]

Neighbor of my Neighbor, i came to visit you but alias you locked your medium house. I found no sign of you in either your login status or in outside decor. I mean except for the lovey Chocobo stable you placed in front of the door. I can see you respect your privacy.

[PureSteel]

I removed the info for alas, SE may remove my post for blasting players. Believe me i didn't want to but....apparently showing truths hurts peoples feelings

[ZodiacSoldier]

Well we could give them the benefit of the doubt, they might have just bought the house and don't have enough gil yet to buy the furniture and what not, it can be expensive (I spent alot of gil myself on my house)

Also due to the new housing rules for Emptied Plots, its going to be hard to sell plots now.

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodes.../housing_land/

Emptied Plots

Plots will be temporarily unavailable for purchase if they are emptied for any of the following reasons:
・Selecting "Relinquish Land" from the Housing menu
・Auto-demolition
・Relocation
・The character that owned the plot is deleted

* During this period, plots will still be available for relocation.

Unless they are removing this check in tonights patch?

[PureSteel]

Well you can still sell FC Houses. Add person and transfer ownership. That's what people are doing on the housing reddit now. And relocation sales is a thing on reddit now as well

[Tussin]

keep the greatest hits coming PureSteel! this thread is gold in the making...

GOLD LIKE THEIR MAP HOUSING ICON! oooooooooooh burn

[Zamare]

Neighbor of my Neighbor, i came to visit you but alias you locked your medium house. I found no sign of you in either your login status or in outside decor. I mean except for the lovey Chocobo stable you placed in front of the door. I can see you respect your privacy.

Right when I was about to request that you put this one on blast, too: my actual neighbor. Thank you, so awesome.