J'ghonako, my Dearest Courtesan--

As Warrior of Light,
I’m, well, a big deal,
(So not sure why I’m still alone),
But now I ask you,
(In 200 words),
Will you be my Valentione?

Your deep dark purple eyes!
That pink bustier!
Like Lakshmi you have me enthralled!
How could they blame me,
For all those days spent,
With you, while the war effort stalled?

I’ve got huge chests of gil,
And a size L house!
I make gonzo MGP every night!
So it’s up to you,
But just so you know,
You don’t have to put on the red… lantern.

I’ve slain mighty Garlok,
And Bone Crawler too.
My hunt stats are waaaay off the chart!
Yet even astride,
My l33t tiger ride,
-You- are top S Rank of my heart!

So just one question please,
Ere I leave to leve,
(Or FATE, or whatever, you know):
I really like u,
Do u like me back?
Please answer with “Yes” or with… “YES!!”

++Kage, your Master Caster


Kage'toro Dreikoenige, Goblin world
Noble Barding!