POP! BOOM! KUPO!

When I first laid eyes on you I will always be reminded of the time we spent together scheming with our (Exploding) Kupo Nuts. The way you fluttered your pom when devising your plans makes me wish I had a pom of my own to bounce up and down, only to remind me of yours, kupo!

On those stormy days in the Churning Mists I wish we could be huddled mogether at Bahrr Lehs, resting on your pom, kupo!

Sometimes when I fail a synthesis I find myself Gullinbursti-ng with rage and just want to Roar like Whei Ahf, but then I think pawsitive thoughts and imagine your little moghammer chiseling away at a carved Kupo nut and I am relieved, kupo!

Will you share a cloud mallow ride with me sometime? There’s enough room for both of us and our Kupo nuts! I shared some of my carved Kupo nuts with Mogmul Mogbelly, I hope you don’t mind, kupo!

While my most memograble times together often relate to fake kupo nuts, I can assure you my kupolation for you is very real! Let’s spread our love with lots of free kupo nuts and kupo nut milk all around!

P.S. I forget what kupolation means but it sounds pomtastic, kupo!

--Gekko Kouga
Behemoth
Noble Barding, kupo!