To the dear Miqo'te who stands vigilant upon the beaches,
Though I have not held residence in the Mist for long, One of the first sights I had set my Pince-nez covered eyes upon was your stalwart figure, standing by a chair filled only by the salty sea air, and your snow-white hair, matching the paleness of your skin. At first, I thought you were simply a static illusion, a cursed figure to watch the seas for eternity. but the first time you moved, summoning that... extremely large leaf from what I can only assume is the awesome power of your magnificent will, I was struck. Not by love, but by a deep respect one would equate to a leader or hero of yore. I can only assume yours is a sacred duty, decreed by Hydaelyn herself, and though I cannot help you in your destiny, I can motivate you with my silent support, and I will continue to admire you from afar, as, being the strong and silent type, you seem to be unkeen to speaking, despite my numerous attempts. My respect for you goes beyond any romance, though it is love none the less. I pray you shall continue to watch over that chair and the beach in which my house resides by.
Yours truly,
Forum Aver'age, a residence of the Mist, and respecter of women.
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Forum Aver'age of Famfrit, if I win, I would like the Scarf of Wondrous Wit.