Zenos.
He's a big weeb, his motivation is dumb, his mismanagement of Imperial assets makes the whole Garlean Empire threat feel hollow.




Zenos.
He's a big weeb, his motivation is dumb, his mismanagement of Imperial assets makes the whole Garlean Empire threat feel hollow.
Hey Minfilia, I got you what you wanted.
Hey Minfilia, I got you your dagger, isn't that nice!
Hey Minfilia, you're ind anger. Might wanna use that weapon you got to protect your friends and yourself.
No?
Just gonna stand there?
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeee, I'll do it.
Hey, Minfilia, care to help me with this?
No?
Fiiiiiiiiiiine I'll do it myself.
Welp there she goes, kidnapped again....
All good, I'll rescue her *puts on mario cap* Let's a go
Oh, shes gone. How sad. Booo
And then i need to listen everybody talk about her like she actually did anything and was soooooo great.
And now she pretends to be important.
Nice.
Still don't like you.
Gimme your dress in Dyeable tho, thanks.
That was the part of the game when i actually started to rush the story as fast as it was possible. It was and endless loop of going to that cunt, doing something and coming back, nothing makes you hate quests in mmorpgs more than something like this.Hey Minfilia, I got you what you wanted.
Hey Minfilia, I got you your dagger, isn't that nice!
Hey Minfilia, you're ind anger. Might wanna use that weapon you got to protect your friends and yourself.
No?
Just gonna stand there?
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeee, I'll do it.
Hey, Minfilia, care to help me with this?
No?
Fiiiiiiiiiiine I'll do it myself.
Welp there she goes, kidnapped again....
All good, I'll rescue her *puts on mario cap* Let's a go
Oh, shes gone. How sad. Booo
And then i need to listen everybody talk about her like she actually did anything and was soooooo great.
And now she pretends to be important.
Nice.
Still don't like you.
Gimme your dress in Dyeable tho, thanks.



Alphinaud. His voice and his actions grate on my last nerve.
Re: Garleans
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Though Garleans don't have good intentions, they just wanna rule the world.
I wish they were more than "typical Final Fantasy empire" and their whole "Eorzeans are savages" schitck is just annoying and played out. At least Nero is cool.
The only character that makes me cringe is Estinien. The fact he's fairly popular only makes him more unbearable. I'm not a fan of overly powerful characters, especially when they obsess over a certain duty and I'm forced to follow them about like a dog while they do it. I could care less about him but I he's all over Heavensward, by the end I was praying for his death every battle.![]()
Disliking things 'because' they're popular makes you a hipster.The only character that makes me cringe is Estinien. The fact he's fairly popular only makes him more unbearable. I'm not a fan of overly powerful characters, especially when they obsess over a certain duty and I'm forced to follow them about like a dog while they do it. I could care less about him but I he's all over Heavensward, by the end I was praying for his death every battle.
This thread also reminded me of a comparison between the scions in ARR and Scooby-Doo.
Thancred was Fred, always trying too hard to be the dashing hero.
Minfillia was Daphne, the pretty girl that no one usually questioned, but really needed to most of the time.
Y'shtola was Velma, who was always the smartest of the group and was almost never listened to unless a plan was needed.
Papalymo and Yda were Shaggy and Scooby, with one working off their fear and the other being kind of a doofus.
What happened to Moenbryda was something Hanna-Barbera should've done: they killed off Scrappy-Doo.


I hate all of the Namazu, for ripping off my fursona.
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