An NPC you truly hate with passion

[DreamAngel-Ren]

Jacke of the rogues guild... trying to read his dialogue was painful...

Um, that's like for every person that lives in Limsa Lominsa except for their leader and her right hand man. The pirate language is strong! AARRRRRRRRRR!!!! XD

[rjspencer4]

Alphinaud and Lyse
They are both really annoying, I don't want either of them accompanying me anywhere anymore.

[Mahri]

Jacke is the best and it's not anyone's fault but yours you can't figure out slang through context.

I miss Lahabrea. He was such a Team Rocket.

[Amariel34]

I love Jacke and I want a minion of him. Sometimes I have NO clue what he's saying, but it's still so cool to hear(see, whatever).

[Alestorm]

There's no real NPC I would say I "hate with the undying passion of a pulsar star" but I must say Lyse isn't exactly my cup of tea. She was so confident and funny as Y'da; then take the mask off and she's nothing but doubt and worry.

[Ayer2015]

Minfilia ... so glad we're done with her

[SomeRandomHuman]

Zenos because he's a very well written villain and he knew how to get you to hate him.

Wait, I think I just contradicted myself. Oh well. Great villain still.

[Galaktica]

Zhloe and Khloe encapsulate everything I despise about this game. I'm sorta indifferent to M'Nhaago because it feels like they at least tried to write more for her than "omg kawaii catgirl," but either way, she's infinitely more tolerable than the other two. SE just has the obession where every notable female character has to be waifu bait of some kind or else they get the axe.

Minfilla
Alisae
Nanamo
Krile
Lyse
Y'Shtola
Yotsuyu
Every female NPC to appear to in a job/class quest
Rowena
Hilda
Kan-E-Sanna
Nashu
Yugiri
Jessie

Lucia and Fordola are the only notable exceptions, but one, despite being the right hand to one of the central characters of Heavensward is given very little screen time and the other is raising death flags left and right. IMO, it's only a matter of time before SE finds an excuse to kill Fordola. Merlwyb is an exception too to be fair, but SE likes to pretend she doesn't exist.

But I digress, let's list at the non-cutesy characters shall we? Ysayle and Moenbryda. Go ahead and guess what these two have in common.

Meanwhile, let's look at the wide variety of notable men:

Alphinaud
Ayermeric
Haurchefant
Papalymo
Raubahn
Hien
Gaius
Zenos
Lahabrea
Hildibrand
Gosetsu
Godbert
Ilberd
Cid
Nero
Gerolt
Biggs
Wedge
Urianger
All the men who appear in job/class quests

Do you see where I'm going with this? SE's design philosophy when it comes to nearly all the women in the story/sidequests is that "if we can't put you on a body pillow, we don't want you around that much." And like no where is that more evident than with Khloe and Zhloe where their entire purpose is to stand there and look cute. That's why I hate them. SE will give you all sorts of men with a wide range of personalities and body types. But the ladies? No admission if you're over 6ft or have noticeable muscles. Sorry, SE doesn't want you around. Y'sthola is brought back from the dead and almost cut in half which injures her so greatly she doesn't show up for the rest of SB. She's still around though.. Ysayle and Moebryde though? Naaah, not cute enough, murder 'em.

...but here take these two catgirls because omg they're sooo cute and sooo hilarious and omggggg.

[M0rty]

People hating the Goblins and I think they're adorable. I wish I had one as a minion.

[chibaby]

The sylphs really drove me mad doing the quest, then having to do the beast tribe when I did them I would have too space out my time doing them or I throw my controller out the window >.>