An Alternative? to parsers..

[Erik501]

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This is actually very funny. Are you worried I might waste your time doing something designed to, you know, waste time? How can we call that, meta-wasting time, I guess? lol. Here is the thing: you can't choose who you will be matched with in duty finder, can you? So, use it under your own risk. Do you want to choose who you will be matched with? Party finder is your tool. You can try to turn the tables as much as you want, but you know perfectly well that you are wrong in this. Why? Because you can't choose who you will get matched with in duty finder. No matter how much you try. You simply can't. It is a lost battle. You can get over it or not, but that's only your problem.

Regardless, I'm out of this debate, it's clear it won't take us anywhere, so it's pointless. Have fun... well, I mean, if your sense of fun is not to meta-waste time, please, use party finder, I would not be able to sleep well if I made you meta-waste time or whatever.

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Actually, now that I think about it. Why don't you ask for another duty finder, I mean, a duty finder with hard requirements, so that only those of you who can play extremely well can access to it. Oh, god, I would love to be able to play with other poor mortals who only want to have fun and don't give a crap about the meta-wasting time thing. Please, SE, create another duty finder. You may call it "Expert duty finder", or "Savage duty finder", or whatever you want to call it, and lock it behind some very hard requirements that people like me would never even bother to achieve. I think that's a great idea, win-win for everyone.